Calling all daycare owners!

Calling all Cheeksdown fans (who happen to also own a daycare)! We need your help! Today at lunch Fran shared an awesome idea for a new video, but unfortunately we don’t have the resources at our disposal to pull it off. If only we had a reputable, modern daycare center that allows parents to go online and watch a live video feed of their kids, we would be set! (If I had a nickel for every time I said THAT!)

Fran’s idea is once the parents drop their kids off and head to work, we replace the real kids with midgets wearing the same outfits the kids were wearing in the room where the cameras are. When the parents get online and bring up the video feed, they’ll be shocked and awed to see their little Johnny drinking beer, smoking, playing with knives, and doing all the pint-sized debauchery that you can imagine.

We’re figuring we can rent the midgets from Rent-A-Midget (http://www.tinyentertainment.com - true current website headline: Book a Christmas Elf Before it's Too Late!). The only thing this flawless idea is lacking is a reputable daycare center that is willing to be in cahoots with us on the prank. Granted there is the slight risk that some of the parents may think it not funny and attempt to press charges…but remember that (although it is completely recycled, worn-out humor) little people are comedic gold. So please send us an email to Fran if you are willing to help us out on this one…