Ethan Hawke expecting

So…Ethan Hawke and his girlfriend are having a baby…not that THAT is big news…or that I even remembered who Ethan Hawke was…but some of the News media must still be pissed at him for screwing up things with Uma ‘God she is funny looking’ Thurman. Now his publicist said, “I can confirm and they are thrilled,” but the CNN photo warrants a caption more along the lines of “eeeeeeehhhhh, what?”

And the Auzzie’s LiveNews.com publishes the same story with a photo of Hawke looking as if he just found out he ate a dozen Dick Donuts (Dick Donuts are donuts you put in your pants, take pictures of them in your pants, put then back in the box, serve them and then share the photos from step 2 with the donut eaters).

It is hardly the photo you should choose to show someone who is ‘thrilled’. So we are going to play ‘the press’ and link up today’s headlines with related (yet probably not the most appropriate) photos.

From CNN: Internet failure hits two continents

From CNN: Army suicides up 20 percent in 2007, report says

From CNN: Mom: Britney Spears resting at L.A. hospital

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Our great home state of Pennsylvania has long been known as a keystone in American Football history. The first professional game was played here. Pittsburgh is the “Cradle of Quarterbacks" producing greats such as Dan Marino, Joe Montana, Johnny Unitas, and Joe Namath. And now, as if letting anyone watching from space aware of our rich football heritage, we are the first state to artistically (and accurately) depict the actual conception of modern football with this magnificent field illustration. You make us proud PA football fans and players!


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