New face and voice

We’ve added a new face (read: voice) to the cheeksdown crew. Jay Arria is a very talented voice over guy who also doesn’t have herpes. You heard him in our swine flu video as the first pig and Kermit. When I asked him how he does such great voices, he told me, “It’s all about how you treat your throat. The key is that I maintain a strict daily routine of sucking off camels at the zoo…and if you thought they could spit far out of their mouth then…well…you know what I mean”. Unfortunately Jay, we do know what you mean.

You have to listen to Jay’s audition clips that he sent us…they are f'ing hilarious. Thanks to Rob P for helping produce them.

Ed …in a world
Fran the man
Farmer Nate: Gentleman Hillbilly
Justin Public Service Announcement
Star Wars Attack of the Dumbasses

You’ll be hearing tons more of Jay in the future here…and if you need a voice over guy…we'll pimp him out too.